- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What hurts like hell? HELL

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What can hitler cook well Steak

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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