what you get time to go with? - a clock

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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soccer

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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