Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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