whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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