A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Obama

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Your Mother

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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