What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Joke

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

feminists.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Cliterus

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Well this is pointless.....

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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