How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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