What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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