- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Guess what? I like trains.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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