- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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