- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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