How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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book 'em danno

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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roses are red violets are blue

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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