What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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