- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Where's my tractor?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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