why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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go F*** yourself

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Anti Joke

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