Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Where's my tractor?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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