- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago