- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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