- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

hola said the chinese man

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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