- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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