What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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hey, my names mark.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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