- Anti Joke

The chicken crossed the road.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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