Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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BOTTOM!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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