- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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