A Jew walks into Macy's

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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