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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

White men's rights

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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