- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

ecks! why zee?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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