a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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