- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

speak now or forever hold your pee

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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