- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

A cat playing laser tag.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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