Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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