- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Once upon a time

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Knock Knock opens the door

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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