Cliterus

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Womens rights

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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