- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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