Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Steve Jobs is alive.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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