roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Nick Cannon

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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ecks! why zee?

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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