Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Compton

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