- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

ecks! why zee?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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