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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How High is a Chinese man

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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