Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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