What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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2 + 2 = 4

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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