- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the dog die? He was old

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