- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

the holocaust

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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