- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A person from Singapore eats

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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