Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

thumb_up thumb_down -15

im telling maguire

thumb_up thumb_down -15

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

thumb_up thumb_down -15

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops