- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

2 + 2 = 4

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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