- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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