what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the dog die? He was old

My parents died!

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

5 people are walking

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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