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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Yo Momma is not fat.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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