roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Women's rights

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Anti Joke

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