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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

ecks! why zee?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

field day?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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