How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Soccer...

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Nick Cannon

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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