- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Women's rights...

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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