- Anti Joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.