- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

bangers and mash?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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