- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What is the difference?

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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