A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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