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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Connor is homo

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Obama walks into a hospital....

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Tilt your screen back

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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