A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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