What happen? Idk...

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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