- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

pee

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Woman's Rights

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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