- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Call of Duty is a good game.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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