- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t