A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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diarrhea.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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