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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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