Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What is better than life? Nothing.

baloney sandwich

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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