- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****