- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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