Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Anti Joke

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