A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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