teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

whats the capital of congo famine

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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