Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Bitch

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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