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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Ms Leong Sux

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Justin Bieber.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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