Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Wolfjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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