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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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