- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I walk into a bar...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Your dads dead. lol

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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