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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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