Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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