- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Yo mama so fat.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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