- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Matt is a Duster!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Do you like apples? Yes

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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