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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

what is orange? an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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