- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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