- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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