What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

My mum is called Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Do u take sugar?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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