- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Knock knock Shut up

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Replacement Referees

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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