- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Wanna hear a joke? no

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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