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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Today is March 22.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

sadf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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