- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women can vote? WTF

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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