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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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