A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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The Moon Landing.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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