Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

so how about that irline food

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

Smoke weed till i die nigga

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Homo say what?

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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