Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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whats my name? Matt

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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antijoke is the best website.

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