- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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