whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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womens rights

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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New mission: refuse this mission

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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