- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

snooki

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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