Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

nothing

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Shea's sty....

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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