- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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