- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

... Chan chan

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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