- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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