What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Cheese

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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