Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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roses are red violets are blue

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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whats a joke

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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