Feminism.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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