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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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