What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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This sentence is a lie.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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