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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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